Look, Barnes, if it were just up to me, you could go wherever the hell you want. But you're kinda at the top of every most wanted list, and with your face being plastered everywhere, it's doubtful even you could avoid notice for long. And, frankly, I don't want to have to clean up that mess. Might even land me in jail, and that would inconvenience me for at least a few hours.

[And in spite of his flippant tone, Tony isn't sure that even his lawyers could get him off the hook with a treason charge. He'd probably need someone like Peggy Carter.]

I don't know yet. I'll have to make a few calls, see what I can do with BARF. Although if you can make Happy stop complaining about his voicemails, that'd be a good start.